Bothersome Status Updates x 10000 = Unfriended

I'm using you as an example

Uncalled for.

She once threw a glass at a girl she didn't know because she was wearing a tiara. Quite simply, she terrifies me.

Tupperware with a buzz.

For the last time, I don't care that we were friends in high school, I do not want to attend your passion party.

No thanks.

She never sent me a thankyou card for attending her wedding, plus i never liked her.

It’s a long road.

I think we met twice and now she live four hours away.

There’s no drunken crying in (this) friendship.

There's no drunken crying in friendship